It’s Friday, finally and I have to say I’ve had a pretty decent week…considering I don’t remember most of it. I’d say I’ve done awesome.
Let’s do a recap of events for those of you who desperately need to know how I exist on the planet without daily doses of sunshine and unicorns…or for those of you who mildly care and have nothing else better to do…or simply for those of you who don’t give a shit but are here reading this lame excuse for a post for God knows what reason.
Monday: Weather: Snow showers, cloudy, craptastic
Dragged my ass into the-place-that-shall-not-be-named after a night of Oscars and DH ladies, too much wine and food. I missed the whole Jennifer falling on her face event, but took great joy in Seth McFarland who reminded us DH ladies a little too much of Donny Osmond…before he spoke. Fave Song: We Saw Your Boobs
Tuesday: Weather: Snow showers, sun, craptastic
An uneventful day, but seeing as it was pay day, I was pretty stoked…until I got home and realized that we had little food and all ma funds were for paying bills and repaying children’s piggy banks. Ugh…
Wednesday: Weather: Cloudy, windy, snow showers, craptastic
Another winner of a day with the puppy pooping incessantly on the carpet, the kids running amok due to hunger pains and family notifying us of their impending visit. Yay. Grocery shopping ensues in blizzard type conditions, forcing me to clean off the car before and after said shopping, almost ploughing into the back of a van going less than the speed of a snail where I hear ma phone ringing which I ignore, then finally answer , only to hear daughter lamenting she needs the car NOW to which I promptly hang up on her, only to arrive home and throw down the grocery bags in dramatic pre-menopausal fashion and exclaim “I Fucking hate winter!!” Ugh…
Thursday: Weather: Freezing rain, windy, cold, craptastic
The day before Friday. Lots of chocolate is consumed, laughter ensues, a casual evening cooking and preparing a slow cooker meal for the next day which NEVER happens but guilt is an amazing thing, ain’t it? followed by a glass of wine and TV. Yay.
Friday: Weather: Freezing rain, windy, fucking cold, craptastic.
Donned my fave sweatpants since students are leaving the building in hordes in preparation for their week long vacay from academia and I felt like a comfy day was in order. Ordered out for lunch with the ‘girls’, read some of blogs like this one and this one. Even participated in the Twitter universe for a change…I’m getting there, don’t rush me.
There. A Fantastical Craptastical week in summation. I know. I can’t wait for the weekend. Maybe a celeb will fall down the stairs again and I’ll actually get to see it this time! One can only hope…..