Texts with D2 as I wait to pick her up from rowing practice:
Me: Kinda no place to park so…
Me: You should maybe rush a little.
Me: Still here
Me: Nice Police man drove by and I waved. I think if he comes back he’ll make me move.
Me: Your response and caring are overwhelming
Me: Waiting patiently kind of
Me: People are mad at me for blocking traffic
Me: They’re probably calling me mean and nasty names now
Me: Like yucky face and poo-poo head
Me: The police man came back
Me: He’s now yelling at me furiously. I probably shouldn’t have stuck my tongue out at him.
Me: I’m now making a scene and he’s giving me a ticket.
Me: You’ll have to call your father for a ride home as I’m now in the back of the police car going to RNC headquarters.
Me: Get bail money ready.
Me: I see you’re stunned into silence by my behavior
Me: They let me go since I know *people*
Me: Now I’m parked safely facing the lake. It’s lovely. So glad you care.
*I watch as D2 exits the boat she’s been in the entire conversation*
Me: Ignore all my previous texts
19 thoughts on “Texts With Daughter”
Bet she’s a teenager!
You are right! Ugh…
LOL … priceless. Realizing D2 is a teen, I kept wondering how this would end … so great surprise!
Reminded me when (last summer) we were in a town that had a small lake in the center, which on our day there, had 20-person dragon boat racing.
20-person!? That must have been some boat! Oh, right. They were racing dragons…never mind. 🙂
The fire from the mouth was awesome!
Ha! Hope you were able to grab her phone and delete the thread before she saw it!
Nope…she read it. She just thinks I’m weird, so…no biggie.
I try to be…but it usually doesn’t happen. Thanks!
I giggled more and more with each of the texts you sent. Even if D2 didn’t.
I’ve done this:
That’s very good. I’ll have to incorporate that one…