Texts with D2 as I wait to pick her up from rowing practice:
Me: Kinda no place to park so…
Me: You should maybe rush a little.
Me: Still here
Me: Nice Police man drove by and I waved. I think if he comes back he’ll make me move.
Me: Your response and caring are overwhelming
Me: Waiting patiently kind of
Me: People are mad at me for blocking traffic
Me: They’re probably calling me mean and nasty names now
Me: Like yucky face and poo-poo head
Me: The police man came back
Me: He’s now yelling at me furiously. I probably shouldn’t have stuck my tongue out at him.
Me: I’m now making a scene and he’s giving me a ticket.
Me: You’ll have to call your father for a ride home as I’m now in the back of the police car going to RNC headquarters.
Me: Get bail money ready.
Me: I see you’re stunned into silence by my behavior
Me: They let me go since I know *people*
Me: Now I’m parked safely facing the lake. It’s lovely. So glad you care.
*I watch as D2 exits the boat she’s been in the entire conversation*
Me: Ignore all my previous texts