Current events in our city has prompted this drawing. Crows are attacking innocent peeps in a terrifying Hitchockian manner! Residents walking downtown minding their own business and totally not shouting or mocking the birds. Observe:
Now you are officially informed.
Pray for us….or send slingshots. At least that way we could charge admission to the public for their chance to play the game called “Scare The Crap out of the Crows” If someone actually hits one, they win a free bucket o’chicken.
Artwork by Kayjai
Yes, even the trees bear horrified witness to this avian apocalypse.
Have you thought about dangling shiny things outside of town?
Or is that just magpies?
I don’t know what a magpie is, but if you dangle shiny things outside of town then it wouldn’t just be the crows leaving…everybody with ADHD and lovers of all that glitters will leave! We’ll have no one left!
Slingshots! WE NEED SLINGSHOTS!
Hmm…you might be on to something!
Hahaha…Toronto just got a solution to their Rob Ford problem. You. Are, Welcome. Toronto
Sending a slingshot – now.
Much appreciated…
Just be glad you don’t look like Suzanne Pleshette. Because we all know what happened to her.
See, I so had to google her to make sure you were referring to the same movie…Tippie so eclipses her in everyone’s minds…including mine
Play some Nickelback. They’ll fly away within seconds.
True…they use that for the criminals in solitary confinement as a means of torture…
Follow it up with some Avril, and they’ll never come back.
Thanks to this post (okay mostly the picture), I saw a couple of birds dive bombing down and I couldn’t stop laughing. Hope the birds calm down soon. And I agree, Nickelback + Avril = evacuated town.
My artistic abilities know no bounds (ha!) Glad you enjoyed and watch out for those birds!!! Scary…
Play some Counting Crows. They’ll think something is up (besides them) and leave. 😀 Great art work!
Thanks…I’m a budding artist…or something…
Fowl happenings, indeed.
(Yeah, I know, it was terrible. Sorry.)
There is no terrible in puns, Hook…
True.
Crows for Chicken is a worthy promotion!
Thanks! I thought so, too…