You may or may not have noticed depending on your attention span and ability to notice things, that I have changed crap around here. Didn’t notice, huh? The whole fucking thing is completely different. How did you NOT notice that?! It was black, now it’s white. I have an iceberg in my header (that sounds oddly disturbing like some kid is running up and down the halls of school shouting “I HAVE AN ICEBERG IN MY HEADER! I HAVE AN ICEBERG IN MY HEADER! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!”) My name is back to Kayjai, notice the pretty blue background design? and apparently my fonts are too small. I said FONTS…let’s keep it almost clean, people.
Anyway, in getting my shit together and trying (very inadequately I might add) to change my gravatars, the name, my username, my address, my social insurance number, my alias, my passport information and any other shit I needed to change in order to revert back to the persona I was before all this shit went down. I of course in my infinite wisdom, contacted Miss H who lives across the street then the astounding WordPress Happiness Engineers. Who, by the way, take longer than Hubby trying to choose a family vacation destination (which is taking fucking forever by the way, ugh and If he leaves it up to me we could end up in the deep woods of Mississippi or the alligator-infested waters of some random swamp because who doesn’t want to see Hubby wrestle an alligator?). I wonder how much it would cost to rent one of these puppies?
I’m still waiting to see how my most amazing pic for my blavatar is not loading so you all can enjoy the newness of my pic…or maybe you can’t see that pic. I’m not sure. Anyway, I’m still waiting…for the Happiness Engineers, not Miss H. She promptly replies to my over-exuberant and exhausting emails….I know right, like why???
So, as I’m impatiently waiting for ma lovely artist rendition of somebody that I picked up on the web to upload, please enjoy these pics of my future family holiday.