My blogging days have dwindled since the episode-that-shall-remain-nameless. Fear has held me tightly within its grasp and I am struggling to be free. It ain’t easy. I’m constantly looking over my shoulder to see who’s watching, then I’m incessantly censoring my words to make sure they’re not offensive or distorted; twisted into being malicious. It’s a slippery slope. It’s an uphill climb. It’s fucking craptastic. I hate thinking someone is misinterpreting what I’m saying as a slight against anything. I’m simply saying what’s in my gut, people.
Maybe I should have a disclaimer clause at the beginning of each post clearly stating my wanton disregard for other’s feelings on the subjects I tend to complain about. Or maybe I should have one of those announcers at the beginning of each post, like certain television programs, warning people of the ‘mature subject matter’ and the ‘material some may find offensive’. I could leave out the ‘contains nudity’ part…or maybe I should include that. Maybe more people would read on…stuff to think about.
It’s nice to think that some people actually miss me…is that weird? Hmm…I’ve thought about re-opening the past, but that would just lead to more shit to hit the fan, so I think I’ll leave well enough alone. If people miss me that much, they could track me down. Or I could tell them. Gee, that’s a swell idea. Invite people to this one..hmmm…I think I shall prepare my formal invitations. They’ll think it’s a party…I suppose drinks could be served. And snacks. Marvelous idea.
I’ll get working on the list. In the meantime, thanks for stopping by and reading. I shall be in touch and see what roaming around the ‘sphere I can do without getting decapitated in the process….that’s rather painful…I’d rather steer clear of that, thanks.