The impending snow storm has various members of our community in a tizzy. The grocery stores and supermarkets should be inundated with hoards of people ready to buy the last banana and potato chip bag left on the quickly depleting shelves. I dare say the liquor store is the busiest. Afterall, what is a major snowstorm without the booze and Doritos? Bring it, snow Gods we have our beer and are ready to partay!! All I need is a 60cm snow drift in front of my door to block out the asshats who think snow storms are for driving around in and MUST GET TO WORK! What??!! I can’t hear you with the 100km/hr winds drowning out your sorry excuse of a yell…go home! No! I can’t help push your tiny smart car down the street…Ugh…
I can’t talk about what I really want to talk about because I’m not fully exonerated from my sins yet, so I will say this instead…um…..fuck.
I sincerely enjoy that word.
Fuckity, fuck-fuck, fuck…shit. Dammit…fuck-poop…
My verbal cussing is enjoyable for me. Sorry if you-
Wait…nope, can’t apologize…I’m not sorry.
I’m not fucking sorry.
There, that’s better.
5 thoughts on “Snow Storms and Swearing”
Not fully exonerated means partially exonerated.
And of course everyone is in a tizzy about the snow. From what I hear, it never snows by you.
Haha…we have been spoiled by the most excellent summer we had. Now we are going to get slammed and we are fretting…I’m not fretting. Looking forward to a Friday off to read some foolishness…. 🙂
It’s only wednesday and I’ve already started writing it!
Not saying it will be any good, but I’ll be able to get it posted on time without the usual late thursday night swearing that I’ve been using lately…
It’s always a treat, Guap! I’m sure it will be your usual awesomeness!
Ha ha – FUCK yeah …. 🙂